Great Legs

I hope you don't mind...I just gotta have great legs. Ya know that? You just do. I'm sorry, you'll have to forgive me, I just had to say it! 

Thank you, sir. I know, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you. 

I know I have great legs. They are powerful legs. They take me places I need to go. They let me walk, run, move, shake. They are great legs. They do work. 

I do work, too. Me, the person attached to these great legs. I am up here too, you know. You talked to my legs almost as if you forgot there was a human powering them. 

Yes, sir, I know I have great legs. You really didn't need to say it.